What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.