What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs