What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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