What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.