Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!