What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.