What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'