How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Polak Jokes More Polak Jokes

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.