What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite