Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.