What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.