What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!