What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.