What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.