What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*