What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*