How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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The Juan who lived.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.