Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.