What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.