Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!