Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere