What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.