What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!