Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Dyslexic Programmer Jokes More Dyslexic Programmer Jokes

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Labracadabrador Jokes More Labracadabrador Jokes

What do you call a magical dog?

Labracadabrador!!!

What do you call a Magician's dog?

A Labracadabrador.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.