Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Labracadabrador Jokes More Labracadabrador Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What do you call a Magician's dog?

A Labracadabrador.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?