What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..