Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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They both abandoned the EU

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.