What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."