What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.