What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.