Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.