What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.