What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint