What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.