What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.