What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.