What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......