Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Chanel Jokes More Chanel Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child