Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.