Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off.
They think therefore they arrr
A: You can almost hear them.
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
She puts in in the microwave.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
A pen, you jerk.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
