Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!