What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".