How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!