Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Unemployment Line Jokes More Unemployment Line Jokes

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

What is long, black and smelly?

The unemployment line.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".