What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Previous Random Joke Next
Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Warm Jersey Jokes More Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.