Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.