Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.