What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.