What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

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What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.