They explode when triggered.
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Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Landmines.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
A landmine.
Because it's the scenter!
A medium medium on the median.
A loli-pop
Because it was a mooooooslim.
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Because I ran her over in the street.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Genders
supplies!!!!!!!!!!
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
They both have Sandy Claws.
Because business is booming.
