What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.