What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!