What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.