What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!