Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What's a joke?

My life...

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.