What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.