What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99