What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi