What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!