Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.