What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!