What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.