Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.