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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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a Myfeetasaur

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Neither can achieve an election

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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