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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.