Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut