Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.