What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."