What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!